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Bambi5858 · 04-02-2007

I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told
her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And
where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

freebiehappy · 04-02-2007

That is so cute..I'm blonde and I love blonde jokes!!

bswiens · 04-02-2007

Good one - I needed a good chuckle

daniellerae · 07-26-2008

that's the best blonde joke i've read in a while!

04-02-2007	#1
Bambi5858 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berwyn Posts: 104 Threads: 3 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Blonde Sick Leave I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

04-02-2007	#2
freebiehappy Junior Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 50 Threads: 7 Thanks: 28 Thanked 18 Times in 18 Posts	Re: Blonde Sick Leave That is so cute..I'm blonde and I love blonde jokes!! __________________ FREEBIEHAPPY:)

04-02-2007	#3
bswiens Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 383 Threads: 44 Thanks: 182 Thanked 117 Times in 59 Posts	Re: Blonde Sick Leave Good one - I needed a good chuckle __________________ Barry - from Calgary May you day be filled with joy... and your mailbox be full of free stuff

07-26-2008	#4
daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	that's the best blonde joke i've read in a while! __________________ Danielle!!

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