Cab Driver and a Nun

HappyCappy · 10-24-2007

*/ /*
> */A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
> the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her./*
>
> */She asks him why he is staring./*
>
> */He replies. "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
> offend you."/*
>
> */She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
> as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to
> see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
> you could say or ask that I would find offensive./*
>
> */"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."/*
>
> */She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
> you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."/*
>
> */The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
> Catholic!"/*
>
> */"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."/*
>
> */The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
> hooker blush./*
>
> */But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
> crying./*
>
> */"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"/*
>
> */"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm
> married and I'm Jewish."/*
>
> */The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
> Halloween Party."/*

turtle22 · 10-24-2007

Lmfao !

sandib · 10-24-2007

lmao too funny

awaite · 10-24-2007

OMG that's awesome

strangelevityball · 10-26-2007

Ahh I always love this joke.

.☆. · 10-28-2007

haha! that's great

Hammer · 11-05-2007

that is the best joke i've heard in such a long time!

Veronica · 11-05-2007

XD, awsomness

daniellerae · 4 Weeks Ago

oh my god!

that's hilarious!

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10-24-2007	#1
HappyCappy Head Cheif Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northern Alberta Posts: 5,567 Threads: 2986 Thanks: 956 Thanked 2,865 Times in 1,439 Posts	Cab Driver and a Nun / / > /A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that > the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her./ > > /She asks him why he is staring./ > > /He replies. "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to > offend you."/ > > /She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old > as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to > see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing > you could say or ask that I would find offensive./ > > /"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."/ > > /She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, > you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."/ > > /The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and > Catholic!"/ > > /"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."/ > > /The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a > hooker blush./ > > /But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts > crying./ > > /"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"/ > > /"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm > married and I'm Jewish."/ > > /The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a > Halloween Party."/

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strangelevityball Learning Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Montreal Posts: 28 Threads: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Ahh I always love this joke.

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