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awaite · 09-20-2007

Subject: FW: football makes sense now!

You do not have to be a football enthusiastic to enjoy this short story.

Football FINALLY makes sense......

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great

seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really

liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,

but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25

cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the

game, all they kept

screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm

like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Naomi · 09-20-2007

darn..you mean its not the quarter ...

itzzaangel · 09-26-2007

hmmm and I always thought there was 4 quarters in the game!

chantel · 10-01-2007

So did I

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

rotflol that's sooo funny!!

09-20-2007	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,641 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,508 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	football finally makes sense! - funny Subject: FW: football makes sense now! You do not have to be a football enthusiastic to enjoy this short story. Football FINALLY makes sense...... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!! __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

09-26-2007	#3
itzzaangel Wise Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere not warm enough! Posts: 1,270 Threads: 387 Thanks: 57 Thanked 477 Times in 212 Posts	hmmm and I always thought there was 4 quarters in the game! __________________ If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

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