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cinnamonstick60 · 03-29-2007

Pregnancy Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
orderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and
act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker
that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10.. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and
eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand :
1........ OTHER WOMEN

Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day ..

WE ALL NEED a SMILE

babyhuggies · 03-29-2007

Those are good---

Thanks for the laugh

HappyCappy · 03-29-2007

Yes very very cute and funny, I emailed this one out as soon as i read it

xxloverxx91 · 03-29-2007

that was a good laugh ^.^

cywpamela · 03-29-2007

Those were great....don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

bswiens · 03-29-2007

Even I got a chuckle out of some of them - LOL

chantel · 03-29-2007

That was pretty funny!!!

itzzaangel · 04-10-2007

those were funny and most of them true!!LOL

kr-s1 · 04-10-2007

Thanks it made me smile

freestuffnut · 04-13-2007

*still nodding* -that was excellent- just what i needed this morning! *seriously* :] -r.

Shanese21 · 06-11-2007

you just made my day

cope · 06-21-2007

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Hahaha, love these!
Thanks!!

momg · 07-04-2007

i love that i'm going to put a copy of this one on my fridge!

deeitsme · 07-05-2007

thanks for the laughs - I saved them and printed them out. LOL

plyrss86 · 07-05-2007

oh my ,that was good thanks

aamandaa · 07-06-2007

thanks for the laugh! that was so funny!!!

03-29-2007	#1
cinnamonstick60 Learning Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 26 Threads: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 3 Posts	Just between us women Pregnancy Q & A & more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's orderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES" 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-". 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space". 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10.. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes. 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4. Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand : 1........ OTHER WOMEN Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day .. WE ALL NEED a SMILE

03-29-2007	#2
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 149 Times in 66 Posts	Re: Just between us women Those are good--- Thanks for the laugh

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HappyCappy Chief Join Date: Feb 2007 Adventure Ho Champion! Location: Northern Alberta Posts: 5,857 Threads: 3100 Thanks: 1,018 Thanked 3,120 Times in 1,507 Posts	Re: Just between us women Yes very very cute and funny, I emailed this one out as soon as i read it

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xxloverxx91 Baby Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Just between us women that was a good laugh ^.^

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cywpamela Wise Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,202 Threads: 930 Thanks: 77 Thanked 587 Times in 372 Posts	Re: Just between us women Those were great....don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

03-29-2007	#6
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chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	Re: Just between us women That was pretty funny!!!

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freestuffnut Learning Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 45 Threads: 4 Thanks: 8 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	still nodding -that was excellent- just what i needed this morning! seriously :] -r.

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06-21-2007	#12
cope Junior Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 76 Threads: 2 Thanks: 2 Thanked 46 Times in 8 Posts	Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Hahaha, love these! Thanks!!

07-04-2007	#13
momg Smart Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 106 Threads: 12 Thanks: 20 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	i love that i'm going to put a copy of this one on my fridge!

07-05-2007	#14
deeitsme Junior Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Brampton, Ontario Posts: 70 Threads: 10 Thanks: 186 Thanked 78 Times in 55 Posts	thanks for the laughs - I saved them and printed them out. LOL __________________ Deeitsme

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aamandaa Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 388 Threads: 102 Thanks: 94 Thanked 93 Times in 61 Posts	thanks for the laugh! that was so funny!!!