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Old 05-03-2008   #1
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Talking Just who is working here?

The population of Canada is 30 million.

16 million are retired.

That leaves 14 million to do the work.

There are 9 million in school.

Which leaves 5 million to do the work.

Of this there are 3.5 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 1.5 million to do the work.

200,000 are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 1.3 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 1 million people who work for the provincial and city governments.

And that leaves 300,000 to do the work.

At any given time there are 118,800 people in hospitals.

Leaving 181,200 to do the work.

Now, there are 181,198 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes...

Nice. Real nice.
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Old 05-04-2008   #2
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Woah, only us two? But... my parents are still working! They're not telling the truth or what?


Nice joke. :p
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Old 05-04-2008   #3
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I love it, most days I feel that I am the only one working! Gota pass this one along. Cheers.
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That is exactly what I felt like Friday cheetah. I just thought what irony when my niece sent me this. lol
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you forgot all the illegals :P
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That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are, sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes...

Nice. Real nice.
LOL this made my smile... I always feel that I'm not working so yeah... that just leaves you hehe
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I thought that was a good one. Made me laugh out loud so I had to pass it on to my sister in laws.
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lol no kidding!
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