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pwwbear · 08-28-2007

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19. Procrastinate Now!

20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Keep Smiling

scorpiofire · 08-28-2007

Thanks ,i needed a laugh today

zoey101 · 08-31-2007

So true

HappyCappy · 08-31-2007

Awesome. Loved it.

marsh24 · 09-09-2007

thanks, some of those pretty cute! ;+}!

chantel · 10-01-2007

very good

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

rofl those are awesome! great post thanks!

08-28-2007	#1
pwwbear Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 328 Threads: 130 Thanks: 80 Thanked 238 Times in 97 Posts	Keep Smiling 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing. 11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 13. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 19. Procrastinate Now! 20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance 23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. 25.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead. 26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 28. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson. 30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. Keep Smiling

08-31-2007	#4
HappyCappy Chief Join Date: Feb 2007 Adventure Ho Champion! Location: Northern Alberta Posts: 5,857 Threads: 3100 Thanks: 1,018 Thanked 3,120 Times in 1,507 Posts	Awesome. Loved it. __________________

09-09-2007	#5
marsh24 Junior Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 64 Threads: 18 Thanks: 88 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts	way cute! loved it! thanks, some of those pretty cute! ;+}!

07-28-2008	#7
daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	rofl those are awesome! great post thanks! __________________ Danielle!!

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08-28-2007	#2
scorpiofire Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec Posts: 206 Threads: 47 Thanks: 27 Thanked 97 Times in 35 Posts	Thanks ,i needed a laugh today

08-31-2007	#3
zoey101 Learning Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pembroke Posts: 46 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	So true

10-01-2007	#6
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	very good