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Guardian · 06-04-2008

ok, so on the way to Toronto my 4 year old brother really had to pee. Seeing as how they weren't any service stations around we decided to stop by the side of the road and let the world be his urinal. A lot of men do that so no biggie we thought. We stop, and dad takes him out and he pees for a good 30 seconds, guess he was holding it in...then after he finished he asks "how do I flush, dad?" hahaha kids say the darnest things.
any of your kids say something smart?

cheetah · 06-04-2008

I remeber when Liljj was younger, we were going to get our hair cut. Her dad was driving and we were all chatting. This was a friend/client of my husbands that was going to style and cut our hair and he mentioned that she would be "doing it under the table" Lil piped up from the back seat and said how the heck is she going to cut my hair when she is under a table? This still makes me giggle.

liljj07 · 06-04-2008

Well how was i supposed to know what you ment????

chicky82 · 06-04-2008

i'm glad my mom is not a member on here, she's always telling people of the weird things I would say as a kid

destineydawn · 06-04-2008

At my sons 2nd B.D. party last weekend, my 9 yr. old goddaughter brought her 8 year old friend along. They were playing on the jungle gym and my goddaughter started yelling that something "HORRIBLE" was there. I went running over and she showed me the letters "F" "U" "C" "K" carved into the top of the jungle gym. I told her that yes, indeed that was horrible, but it was more horrible that an 8 & 9 year old could spell that and know it was "BAD". the 8 year old responded...

"WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, MY DAD IS A TRUCKER".

(I dunno , maybe you had to be there, but I was cracked right up over it).......

liljj07 · 06-04-2008

^^^^

Destiny · 06-05-2008

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Originally Posted by destineydawn

At my sons 2nd B.D. party last weekend, my 9 yr. old goddaughter brought her 8 year old friend along. They were playing on the jungle gym and my goddaughter started yelling that something "HORRIBLE" was there. I went running over and she showed me the letters "F" "U" "C" "K" carved into the top of the jungle gym. I told her that yes, indeed that was horrible, but it was more horrible that an 8 & 9 year old could spell that and know it was "BAD". the 8 year old responded...

"WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, MY DAD IS A TRUCKER".

(I dunno , maybe you had to be there, but I was cracked right up over it).......

ahha.. that's funny, My husband blames his potty mouth on being a Toolmaker, he works in a shop with a bunch of guys and I guess they try to impress each other by seeing who can put the most curse words into one sentence.. men are the oddest creatures!

Destiny · 06-05-2008

OK, when my son was born, I bought my 2 yr old daughter (Destiny) a doll that cried when it "needed" to be fed, changed and loved .. having a 2 yr old and a newborn with health problems who cried constantly, the last thing I needed was a doll crying every 10 minutes .. after 2 days of this annoying doll, I took the batteries out.. Destiny asked me why her baby didn't "talk" anymore so I told her the batteries died .. about 3 weeks later my sister asked Destiny why her little brother couldn't talk yet, Destiny replied "Mommy probably took his batteries out" ... ahha still makes me laugh

cbabe · 06-05-2008

kids are great aren't they??? So far my son hasnt come up with anything tooo crazy YET LOL...

Guardian · 06-05-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheetah

I remeber when Liljj was younger, we were going to get our hair cut. Her dad was driving and we were all chatting. This was a friend/client of my husbands that was going to style and cut our hair and he mentioned that she would be "doing it under the table" Lil piped up from the back seat and said how the heck is she going to cut my hair when she is under a table? This still makes me giggle.

well I hate to make a fool of myself, but I'm with lils on this one...I don't get it, how [] is[/i] she going to cut her hair when she is under a table?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destiny

OK, when my son was born, I bought my 2 yr old daughter (Destiny) a doll that cried when it "needed" to be fed, changed and loved .. having a 2 yr old and a newborn with health problems who cried constantly, the last thing I needed was a doll crying every 10 minutes .. after 2 days of this annoying doll, I took the batteries out.. Destiny asked me why her baby didn't "talk" anymore so I told her the batteries died .. about 3 weeks later my sister asked Destiny why her little brother couldn't talk yet, Destiny replied "Mommy probably took his batteries out" ... ahha still makes me laugh

haha thats so cute

cheetah · 06-05-2008

Ok Gurardian to do something "under the table "means to pay someone cash and they don't log it into their accounting books. We were going to pay her cash "under the table". She pockets the money and no one pay taxes. Get it now. Nothing was litterally going to happen under a table. oh well, I thought it was funny- but maybe not.

liljj07 · 06-05-2008

Yes chetah it is funny even to me now it wasn't when i said it but now it is

Destiny · 06-05-2008

lol, it was funny.. and I believe Guardian was being a smart a** ...lol

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Guardian Wise Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,031 Threads: 48 Thanks: 122 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts	kids say the darnest things ok, so on the way to Toronto my 4 year old brother really had to pee. Seeing as how they weren't any service stations around we decided to stop by the side of the road and let the world be his urinal. A lot of men do that so no biggie we thought. We stop, and dad takes him out and he pees for a good 30 seconds, guess he was holding it in...then after he finished he asks "how do I flush, dad?" hahaha kids say the darnest things. any of your kids say something smart?

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cheetah Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ontario Posts: 2,882 Threads: 571 Thanks: 484 Thanked 1,169 Times in 661 Posts	I remeber when Liljj was younger, we were going to get our hair cut. Her dad was driving and we were all chatting. This was a friend/client of my husbands that was going to style and cut our hair and he mentioned that she would be "doing it under the table" Lil piped up from the back seat and said how the heck is she going to cut my hair when she is under a table? This still makes me giggle. __________________ Ready to pounce on those free-bees Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button) ( important) Forum How to (Everything you need to know)

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destineydawn Junior Beaver Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 57 Threads: 9 Thanks: 10 Thanked 57 Times in 16 Posts	At my sons 2nd B.D. party last weekend, my 9 yr. old goddaughter brought her 8 year old friend along. They were playing on the jungle gym and my goddaughter started yelling that something "HORRIBLE" was there. I went running over and she showed me the letters "F" "U" "C" "K" carved into the top of the jungle gym. I told her that yes, indeed that was horrible, but it was more horrible that an 8 & 9 year old could spell that and know it was "BAD". the 8 year old responded... "WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, MY DAD IS A TRUCKER". (I dunno , maybe you had to be there, but I was cracked right up over it).......

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Destiny Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5,480 Threads: 2482 Thanks: 2,489 Thanked 4,926 Times in 1,825 Posts	OK, when my son was born, I bought my 2 yr old daughter (Destiny) a doll that cried when it "needed" to be fed, changed and loved .. having a 2 yr old and a newborn with health problems who cried constantly, the last thing I needed was a doll crying every 10 minutes .. after 2 days of this annoying doll, I took the batteries out.. Destiny asked me why her baby didn't "talk" anymore so I told her the batteries died .. about 3 weeks later my sister asked Destiny why her little brother couldn't talk yet, Destiny replied "Mommy probably took his batteries out" ... ahha still makes me laugh __________________ Free Gift Cards: http://www.mysearchbonus.com/?p=join...875da360460908

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