kids say the darnest things

[Destiny]

oh, that reminds me of a couple..

Destiny was having a birthday party at McDonald's, she was turning 6 I believe, we had 10 little girls from her class and a little guy from their class was playing one the slides and what ever else they have, were in a glass party room, so all the girls start knocking on the window "William, William, William" they're all excited to see this little guy, so I say "OK u guys are so excited to see William , I think u have a crush on him" to which this cute little blond with pig tails yells out "EWWW, HE'S BLACK" mother, mother-in law and another parent all just looked at each other in shock.. and
to make things worse, the girl hosting the party (u know the mcd's worker in charge of the party room) was of African decent.. I was so embarrassed



When my little guy started JK he had the same bus stop as a little girl named Tatiana, he talked about her all the time, she was his best friend, they hung out together at school and at home ... my sister took my kids out for lunch about a month later and he kept talking about Tatiana... "she's my best friend and when were grown up were gonna get married" so my sis asks him what does she look like, my little guy says " well, just like every other girl, but she's burnt"... my sister brings my kids back home, and with concern asks me what happened to Tatiana, Riley says she's has burns .... Destiny pipes up... "he just thinks she's burnt cause her skin is so dark" ...... (he really did think she was playing with fire and got burnt....)

[truebluetara]

my son was about 2 at the time and we were out walkking together.... he used to take off running on me and he ran right into this man ... the man was sooo sweet and bent down and tried to say hello to donovan but all of a sudden donovan started screaming his head off he was terrififed because this man was athe first African American he had ever seen I was so embarressed that I tried to explain why he was screaming I didint wan the man to think we were racist so I said Im so sorry He has never seen anyone with skin as as dark as yours ( he was literally dark black) I am so embarresed to this day about that because he gave me the dirties t look after i said that .. but it wasnt ment to be rude... i still cringe when I think back lol

[truebluetara]

my kids are half native american and their father was showing them a movie about natives when they were really young and told the kids thats what thier people looked like ...so anyways I myself am very very light skinned and my kids are a light olive colour ,most people cant tell their native which makes this so much more embarressing ... well one day we were on the city bus and a family of native peoples got on the bus and my kids start yelling and pointing... Look mom theres our people!! see theres our people and they are making indian war cry noises at the same time,, .... they gave me the diritiest looks and moved to the bqack of the bus... I thought i was going to die of embarressment

[Guardian]

Originally Posted by cheetah

Ok Gurardian to do something "under the table "means to pay someone cash and they don't log it into their accounting books. We were going to pay her cash "under the table". She pockets the money and no one pay taxes. Get it now. Nothing was litterally going to happen under a table. oh well, I thought it was funny- but maybe not.

ooooooh I see now...I would've understood if you said 'pay her under the table' but yea now its funny.

Originally Posted by Destiny

lol, it was funny.. and I believe Guardian was being a smart a** ...lol

I was not, I swear to you

Great stories guys, I'm getting a good laugh here
keep 'em coming

[cheetah]

Sorry Guardian, should of explained myself better I guess. Never was too good at relaying stories. LOL cheers

[Guardian]

lol its ok, no hard feelings, im just not that bright.

[truebluetara]

My husband and I had just pulled into the toys r us parking lot here in town and donovan who was about 3 1/2 at the time unrolls his window and says to the man parked next to us..." hey Mr do you want to buy my dads windshield? the guy looks at us looks at my son and starts to laugh.. donovan gets all serious and he says wll do ya?? the guy says well son i think your dad needs that so donovan thinks for a min and says well I got an unused ashtray back here I will give it to you for $5.00 the guy was howiling with laughter by this time and my husband and I were dumbfounded ( we couldnt belive what he was saying or had no idea where it was comming from) the man said to us you better watch out for this one and he gave each the kids a loonie and a pat on the head he said thats for making my day and with that he disapeared into the store lol... to this day the only explanation my son gave us was that he wanted some money to buy a toy ... after reading this thread my husband reminded me about this day and I had to put it down not only is it funny its soo bizzarre heheheehhehe

[truebluetara]

my sister and I where at the mall with my mom .. donovan had to use the bathroom really bad and my sister had to go too so she took him because he was so little at the time she had to take him in the stall with her because all the other stalls were full he was a bout 4 ... she had just pulled down her pants to go when donovan yells out " aunty Becca why is your vagina so hairy? ? now what makes this story so funny is that my sister says the bathroom was packed with like 15 people waiting to use the stalls let alone like another 5 already using toilets and the handful of people washing their hands.. all she could hear was peals of laughter as Donovan kept going with it ... why aunty becca why??? she pulled up her pants and raced out she caught up with us and informed us of this incident lol it was priceless

[truebluetara]

another story which is sooo embarrassing is :

well the biological father of my children is native american and because the kids are half and half he used to call them his little chuglets instead of chiclets ( chug is a derogatory word used for natives ) well one day I was out with the children BY myself I might add and we saw another blended family my oldest yells out look mommy look its another chuglet... well needless to say I ran like heck to get the heck out of there the couple looked like they were going to throttle me... when i got home there was heck to pay LOL

[truebluetara]

I was at future shop with my youngest son Dakota who was about 4 at the time.. I was holding his hand while I looked at dvd's a woman approached my son and she said arent you a a handsome little boy ... I wasnt totally paying attention because I was holding his hand and I felt safe I just let her talk to him while i browsed.. anyways Dakota said to the Lady.. " my dad said not to talk to strangers.. im supposed to kick you in the balls lady " with that she stalked off huffing about innapropriate parenting.. I was mortified LOL

[truebluetara]

Dakota went to the computer repair store with us one time .. the guy that fixes the computers had an arm that was shriveled and useless .. .. DAkota said did you fix it? and the guys said its as good as new.. and Dakota seemed really impressed with it as the man explained things to him Dakota blurts out... MR you do pretty good work for ahving areally gimpy arm.. OMG i wantee dto drop dead right then and there .. the man looked shocked then he came to his senses and started to laugh.. he added kid there is nothing that can stop you if you set your mind to it LOL that was pretty embarressing ..

[truebluetara]

MY Brother listens to really interesting music and the kids had just spent a day with him ... they were playing outside in the front yard when I started hearing lyrics to a few of these songs : sexy noises ( salt n pepa song) my humps ( black eyed peas) and that discovery channel song ( cant remeber who sings it) they had mixed all the words together to come ut like this;
sexy noises really turn me on.. my humps my humps my lovley lady bumps, doin it like mammals on the discovey channel ... and they were belting it out as loud as they could ... we live in trailer park omg it was so embarressing becuase all my neighbors hear and most of them are seniors LOL I wanted to kill my brother LOL

[turtle22]

My son (almost 4y/o) has weird names for our cats. No idea why he does it but this is what he calls them -
Socky: Clocky
Benji: Clenji, or Glenji
Daisy: Glazey or mayonnaise or molasses
Kitty: Glitty or Bob cutlass

[liljj07]

Another Think I have said: I was Probley 8 or 9 and we went for the day to the toronto zoo and my mom asked where i wanted to eat and showed me the map and i said "I can't go anywhere here, I don't have a liquor licence."