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awaite · 02-29-2008

Mom Test Joke‏

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my
daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on a Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mom." We walked in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad."
"Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

ignite · 02-29-2008

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Originally Posted by awaite

Mom Test Joke‏

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the
item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my
daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly.
"All moms know this stuff. It's on a Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mom." We walked in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

"OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad."
"Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

HAHAH!

daniellerae · 07-26-2008

That's a funny one!!!!!!!

02-29-2008	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,641 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,508 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	Mom Test Joke‏ Mom Test Joke‏ I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart." I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on a Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a mom." We walked in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH... I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the dad." "Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face. __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	That's a funny one!!!!!!! __________________ Danielle!!

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