Need a Halloween giggle???? - Canadian Freebie Forum ~Canada's top free sample, coupons, & contests forum

awaite · 10-31-2007

Subject: Bed sheets
>>
>> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, the
>> last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>>
>> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the
>> latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his
bed
>> with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
>> rational.
>>
>> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
the
>> bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>>
>> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on
him. He
>> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
to
>> get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets
in a
>> tangled pile at his feet.
>>
>> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at
the
>> sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
laughter),
>> and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the
>> heck is going on here?"
>>
>> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
shit
>> out of a ghost."
>>
>> Happy Halloween

ignite · 10-31-2007

Hahaha...nice one

chicky82 · 11-01-2007

funny stuff

sandib · 11-01-2007

lol funny and yuck

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

hahaha nice one!

lmg355 · 08-27-2008

lol as a nurse, this was just too funny....I wish all patients would throw them out the window! It would make the day quite fun!

johnpoll · 2 Weeks Ago

ohhh, nice.....

10-31-2007	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,641 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,508 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	Need a Halloween giggle???? Subject: Bed sheets >> >> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the >> last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. >> >> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the >> latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed >> with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain >> rational. >> >> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the >> bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. >> >> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He >> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to >> get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a >> tangled pile at his feet. >> >> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the >> sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), >> and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the >> heck is going on here?" >> >> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit >> out of a ghost." >> >> Happy Halloween __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

11-01-2007	#3
chicky82 Moderator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere in the inner reaches of my insane mind Posts: 2,398 Threads: 71 Thanks: 203 Thanked 407 Times in 266 Posts	funny stuff __________________ http://jorats.com/forum/index.php I Pet Rats College!!!! Newbie Links. Please Read How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) http://www.canadianfreestuff.com/for...freebies-4966/(How to spot fake freebies)

11-01-2007	#4
sandib Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: surrey bc Posts: 695 Threads: 25 Thanks: 11 Thanked 52 Times in 46 Posts	lol funny and yuck __________________ http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=32703205382 Check out my cakes

07-28-2008	#5
daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	hahaha nice one! __________________ Danielle!!

2 Weeks Ago	#7
johnpoll Baby Beaver Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Need a Halloween giggle???? ohhh, nice.....

10-31-2007	#2
ignite Bow Chicka Honk Honk! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Surrey, BC Posts: 704 Threads: 22 Thanks: 445 Thanked 82 Times in 72 Posts	Hahaha...nice one

08-27-2008	#6
lmg355 Learning Beaver Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Winnipeg, MB Posts: 29 Threads: 2 Thanks: 6 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	lol as a nurse, this was just too funny....I wish all patients would throw them out the window! It would make the day quite fun!

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
giggle print, free business cards - gigle print	Annchan	BZZZ points	1	07-07-2008 09:00 PM
The Origin of Halloween	Destiny	Old Posts	1	10-31-2007 01:25 AM
Halloween Plans	HappyCappy	Old Posts	8	10-06-2007 12:47 AM
Halloween cat	liljj07	Cooking it up with Recipes	0	09-23-2007 08:53 PM
halloween stuff already??????	momg	Old Posts	2	07-19-2007 08:25 PM