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babyhuggies · 03-28-2007

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don' t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don't Mess With Old Ladies

bswiens · 03-28-2007

Good one - Thanks for posting

cinnamonstick60 · 03-28-2007

That was a good one, I just shared it with the girls I work with.
Thanks

chantel · 03-30-2007

Thats cute!

Bambi5858 · 04-01-2007

Old ladies rule. We will be them one day.

chantel · 06-07-2007

Right on!thats the way to do it!

michelle · 06-16-2007

haha ..ill try that out when im an oldlady :p

Nameless · 07-27-2007

Haha.. Now I know how to get out of a messy situaution

Donna · 08-29-2007

Hillarious

awaite · 08-29-2007

omg awesome

zoey101 · 08-29-2007

That was great I LMAO.

belfast56 · 08-29-2007

nice one! thanks for posting

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

GO OLD LADIES. hahaha

03-28-2007	#1
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 149 Times in 66 Posts	old Ladies An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don' t have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. Don't Mess With Old Ladies

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bswiens Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 383 Threads: 44 Thanks: 182 Thanked 117 Times in 59 Posts	Re: old Ladies Good one - Thanks for posting __________________ Barry - from Calgary May you day be filled with joy... and your mailbox be full of free stuff

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cinnamonstick60 Learning Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 26 Threads: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 3 Posts	Re: old Ladies That was a good one, I just shared it with the girls I work with. Thanks

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chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	Re: old Ladies Thats cute!

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Bambi5858 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berwyn Posts: 104 Threads: 3 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: old Ladies Old ladies rule. We will be them one day.

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chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	Right on!thats the way to do it! __________________

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michelle Smart Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canada..Ontario Posts: 109 Threads: 4 Thanks: 4 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	haha ..ill try that out when im an oldlady :p __________________ lovs u!

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Nameless Learning Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 48 Thanks: 3 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Haha.. Now I know how to get out of a messy situaution

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Donna Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: southern BC Posts: 545 Threads: 2 Thanks: 55 Thanked 25 Times in 18 Posts	Hillarious

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zoey101 Learning Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pembroke Posts: 46 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	That was great I LMAO.

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belfast56 Junior Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 62 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	nice one! thanks for posting

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	GO OLD LADIES. hahaha __________________ Danielle!!

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