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awaite · 02-07-2008

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress,

sleeveless with straps.

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed

in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.

He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand

and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his

free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady

in the pink Dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was

funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow

some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.

She played along and the gorilla got even more excited,

making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her

straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

'Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress

at him,' he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started

doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door

to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the

cage door shut.

'Now. Tell HIM you have a headache.'

turtle22 · 02-07-2008

omg lol

ignite · 02-08-2008

Gorillas actually like human females. Especially blondes, apparently.

awaite · 02-08-2008

do you blame them ???lol

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

ooooh that sucks!

02-07-2008	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,641 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,508 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	Ooooh! Nasty man! A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. 'Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,' he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. 'Now. Tell HIM you have a headache.' __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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ignite Bow Chicka Honk Honk! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Surrey, BC Posts: 704 Threads: 22 Thanks: 445 Thanked 82 Times in 72 Posts	Gorillas actually like human females. Especially blondes, apparently.