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babyhuggies · 04-06-2007

The Origin of Chapstick

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon

as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail

a few feet in front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted

its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He

dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed

towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."

"Sheriff?"

"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped

lips..."
"And that cures them?"

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!

lll111 · 04-07-2007

I think I will think of that every time I put chap stick on.

freestuffnut · 04-13-2007

*ew* heeheeheehheee... i was in the middle of chewing cereal for the good part of that joke... hilarious despite the choking hazard! *good one* -r.

johnnyc · 04-13-2007

you put a smile on my face.

chantel · 05-17-2007

so now we know.lol.

04-06-2007	#1
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 149 Times in 66 Posts	origin of chap stick The Origin of Chapstick The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff. "Howdy, stranger..." "Howdy, Sheriff..." The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon. "Hold on, Mister..." "Sheriff?" "Did I just see what I think I just saw?" "Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..." "And that cures them?" "Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!

04-07-2007	#2
lll111 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 113 Threads: 36 Thanks: 148 Thanked 47 Times in 33 Posts	Re: origin of chap stick I think I will think of that every time I put chap stick on.

04-13-2007	#4
johnnyc Smart Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: mississauga Posts: 150 Threads: 6 Thanks: 463 Thanked 22 Times in 19 Posts	funny you put a smile on my face.

05-17-2007	#5
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	so now we know.lol. __________________

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04-13-2007	#3
freestuffnut Learning Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 45 Threads: 4 Thanks: 8 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	ew heeheeheehheee... i was in the middle of chewing cereal for the good part of that joke... hilarious despite the choking hazard! good one -r.

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