Out of the mouth of babes...LOL

[itzzaangel]

JACK (age 3) was watching his mum breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mum good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this mum will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his up turned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mum, what is butt dust?"

[liljj07]

Thanks that just made my day better

[Guardian]

lol, I bow before Jack.

[awaite]

that was freakin cute! kids say the darndest things ....my daughter almost got us killed...we were at the grocery store and we seen two african americans and she said very loud " daddy why are they so BLACK!" omg I just about died of course we had to explain it to her and tell her that was not a nice thing to say and she should have asked us later or not so loud...good thing the men thought it was funny

[Guardian]

Originally Posted by awaite

that was freakin cute! kids say the darndest things ....my daughter almost got us killed...we were at the grocery store and we seen two african americans and she said very loud " daddy why are they so BLACK!" omg I just about died of course we had to explain it to her and tell her that was not a nice thing to say and she should have asked us later or not so loud...good thing the men thought it was funny

Hahaha, thats hilarious.

I'm sure no one would've gotten offended seeing as how its coming from a child.

[awaite]

yes I did soon find that out when my dad started dating a women that was from Granada and her whole family loved it when she called them her black friends lol they call her their white friend...it's cute

[liljj07]

:?????: I said something like that when i was little awaite but i think it was at park, and i went p to these people and said something like "my daddys black to" But my mom said it was cause my dad had a sunburn or something.

[awaite]

lol too funny
kids are so innocent

[chantel]

thats funny

[daniellerae]

haha those are so cute!