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awaite · 12-04-2007

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop & her son saying, 'All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks.'

The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one.' She hears the little boy continue,'

For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added,
“For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
Please see The Fat bitch in the kitchen.”

ignite · 12-04-2007

*snicker*
Oldie but a goodie :P

stormy25 · 12-05-2007

lol thats cute

sandrar@eastlink.ca · 01-07-2008

funny

Veronica · 01-09-2008

XD Nice one

plyrss86 · 01-09-2008

thanx for sharing ..lol..

liljj07 · 01-12-2008

Thanks for sharing..

Hammer · 01-23-2008

lol, nice.

fawnbaby · 01-24-2008

LMAO now thats funny

daniellerae · 07-26-2008

hahaha that's a good one!

12-04-2007	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,641 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,508 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	really funny!! Warning!! there is swearing!! A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, 'All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks.' The horrified mother went in & told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.' Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one.' She hears the little boy continue,' For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.' As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, Please see The Fat bitch in the kitchen.” __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

12-05-2007	#3
stormy25 Learning Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: nova scotia Posts: 26 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	lol thats cute __________________ " Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly , Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile."

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Veronica Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton Posts: 725 Threads: 42 Thanks: 43 Thanked 124 Times in 52 Posts	XD Nice one __________________ In the end would it matter who we loved, or who we hated.

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plyrss86 plyrss86 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ,ontario Posts: 71 Threads: 6 Thanks: 7 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts	thanx for sharing ..lol.. __________________ hartwick170@hotmail.com

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ignite Bow Chicka Honk Honk! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Surrey, BC Posts: 704 Threads: 22 Thanks: 445 Thanked 82 Times in 72 Posts	snicker Oldie but a goodie :P

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sandrar@eastlink.ca VOLLEYBALL MOM Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NOVA SCOTIA Posts: 334 Threads: 6 Thanks: 454 Thanked 110 Times in 35 Posts	funny

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Hammer Diva Beaver Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 328 Threads: 6 Thanks: 9 Thanked 24 Times in 15 Posts	lol, nice. __________________ HAMMER ll--- LITTLE DIVA PIG! I hope she won, voting now closed. cross your fingers wish me luck! You vote for me I vote for you for something else! hopefully win win situation!

01-24-2008	#9
fawnbaby Diva Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Victoria Harbour, Ontario Posts: 311 Threads: 4 Thanks: 124 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	LMAO now thats funny

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