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HappyCappy · 02-25-2007

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I
want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running
boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and said to the cook,

"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of
headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is
.. an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of
headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of
crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!

FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

Annchan · 02-27-2007

cute joke.
-^_^-

bluebutterfly · 02-27-2007

thats really cute i'll have to remeber that one. lol

itzzaangel · 02-27-2007

LOL LOL good one

cinnamonstick60 · 03-02-2007

I printed this one out so I can remember it . That was agood one ;o)

HollyO · 03-04-2007

good one happycappy!

CreativeNative · 03-07-2007

Yeah i really liked this one. im going to tell my friends now.

bswiens · 03-27-2007

Good one!!! I liked that one

babyhuggies · 03-27-2007

very funny....lol...HAHAHA

maggie · 03-27-2007

hehe...made me giggle..thanks!

chantel · 03-29-2007

Thats funny lol!!

Bambi5858 · 04-02-2007

Very cute. LOL

jah-2 · 04-03-2007

it's about time!

gingert13 · 04-03-2007

made me smile

02-25-2007	#1
HappyCappy Chief Join Date: Feb 2007 Adventure Ho Champion! Location: Northern Alberta Posts: 5,857 Threads: 3100 Thanks: 1,018 Thanked 3,120 Times in 1,507 Posts	Smart Blonde Joke A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is .. an auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie? She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up! FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!

03-27-2007	#8
bswiens Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 383 Threads: 44 Thanks: 182 Thanked 117 Times in 59 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke Good one!!! I liked that one __________________ Barry - from Calgary May you day be filled with joy... and your mailbox be full of free stuff

03-27-2007	#9
babyhuggies Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Prince George,BC Posts: 482 Threads: 67 Thanks: 77 Thanked 149 Times in 66 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke very funny....lol...HAHAHA

03-27-2007	#10
maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 826 Threads: 11 Thanks: 1,086 Thanked 225 Times in 94 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke hehe...made me giggle..thanks!

03-29-2007	#11
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke Thats funny lol!!

02-27-2007	#2
Annchan Pick and chooser Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Winnipeg MB Posts: 1,597 Threads: 70 Thanks: 183 Thanked 235 Times in 137 Posts	cute joke. -^_^-

02-27-2007	#3
bluebutterfly Junior Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Belmont Posts: 53 Threads: 17 Thanks: 15 Thanked 45 Times in 19 Posts	thats really cute i'll have to remeber that one. lol

02-27-2007	#4
itzzaangel Wise Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Somewhere not warm enough! Posts: 1,270 Threads: 387 Thanks: 57 Thanked 477 Times in 212 Posts	LOL LOL good one

03-02-2007	#5
cinnamonstick60 Learning Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 26 Threads: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 7 Times in 3 Posts	I printed this one out so I can remember it . That was agood one ;o)

03-04-2007	#6
HollyO Smart Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 146 Threads: 7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 6 Posts	good one happycappy!

03-07-2007	#7
CreativeNative Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 630 Threads: 16 Thanks: 27 Thanked 93 Times in 45 Posts	Yeah i really liked this one. im going to tell my friends now.

04-02-2007	#12
Bambi5858 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Berwyn Posts: 104 Threads: 3 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke Very cute. LOL

04-03-2007	#13
jah-2 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: peterborough Posts: 114 Thanks: 35 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke it's about time!

04-03-2007	#14
gingert13 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ontario Posts: 160 Thanks: 23 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Smart Blonde Joke made me smile

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