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06-11-2008
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| Moderator   Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c |  The Parrot THE PARROT. . . . . A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new madam.' The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.' When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'New house, new madam, new girls .' The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, 'Hi Keith'
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06-11-2008
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| Administrator  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Vancouver Island BC | BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNN hahaha
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| Beaver Godess  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Miramichi, NB | Thanks ...definately the laugh of the day!
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06-11-2008
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| Moderator  | lmao.... I would kick his a$$...lol
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| Moderator  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth (where else?) | Omg!!!! 
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| Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c | a ha ha ha you guys are funny
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06-12-2008
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere in the inner reaches of my insane mind | funny stuff
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06-12-2008
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| Diva Beaver  Join Date: May 2008 Location: vancouver island BC | Never take someone for granted Hold every person close to your heart Because you might wake up one day And realize that you've lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones I absolutley LOVE your qoute awaite its brilliant!!!! your soo awesome LOL |
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06-12-2008
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| Moderator | awaite, is awesome.. tho she's never on anymore ... we miss u awaite!!
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