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awaite · 09-06-2007

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no! They
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell
would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice.'

'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

zoey101 · 09-06-2007

That one was so good!

Naomi · 09-06-2007

heeheee haa haaa..........good one!

Sweetness4713 · 09-06-2007

Bout peed my pants on that one.>LOL

scorpiofire · 09-06-2007

That was so good!! My son was rolling on the floor lol

awaite · 09-06-2007

you guys made me laugh harder...reading your comments ...lol thanks

Destiny · 09-08-2007

ahha....I'm so using that one day!!!

Guardian · 09-08-2007

hahaha, that line was awesome

chantel · 10-01-2007

Very good

.☆. · 10-10-2007

Haha, that was great!

ignite · 10-11-2007

Awesome, ahaha.

sandib · 10-11-2007

lol nice one

Veronica · 10-20-2007

XD Nice one.

Hammer · 10-20-2007

lmbo, this is really funny, rofl!!!!

daniellerae · 07-28-2008

haha nice one! think he got fired?

09-06-2007	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,643 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,510 Thanked 695 Times in 557 Posts	THIS IS FUNNY! The Wal-Mart Greeter‏ A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no! They ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.' 'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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scorpiofire Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec Posts: 206 Threads: 47 Thanks: 27 Thanked 97 Times in 35 Posts	That was so good!! My son was rolling on the floor lol __________________ -----///\\-----Plz ----///-\\\----Put This ---\|\|\|---\|\|\|---On Your ---\|\|\|---\|\|\|---account If ---\|\|\|---\|\|\|---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Died or is dying ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\ Dont let breast cancer kill,do your breast exam Pleaseeee

09-06-2007	#6
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,643 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,510 Thanked 695 Times in 557 Posts	you guys made me laugh harder...reading your comments ...lol thanks __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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Destiny Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5,480 Threads: 2482 Thanks: 2,489 Thanked 4,928 Times in 1,825 Posts	ahha....I'm so using that one day!!! __________________ Free Gift Cards: http://www.mysearchbonus.com/?p=join...875da360460908

10-10-2007	#10
.☆. Beaver Virgin Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 0 Thanks: 4 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	Haha, that was great! __________________ Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

09-06-2007	#2
zoey101 Learning Beaver Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pembroke Posts: 46 Thanks: 1 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	That one was so good!

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Naomi Beaver Godess Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Miramichi, NB Posts: 2,812 Threads: 995 Thanks: 225 Thanked 1,349 Times in 719 Posts	heeheee haa haaa..........good one!

09-06-2007	#4
Sweetness4713 Diva Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ontario, canada Posts: 254 Threads: 9 Thanks: 65 Thanked 27 Times in 26 Posts	Bout peed my pants on that one.>LOL

09-08-2007	#8
Guardian Wise Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,031 Threads: 48 Thanks: 122 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts	hahaha, that line was awesome

10-01-2007	#9
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	Very good

10-11-2007	#11
ignite Bow Chicka Honk Honk! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Surrey, BC Posts: 704 Threads: 22 Thanks: 445 Thanked 82 Times in 72 Posts	Awesome, ahaha.

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sandib Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: surrey bc Posts: 695 Threads: 25 Thanks: 11 Thanked 52 Times in 46 Posts	lol nice one __________________ http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=32703205382 Check out my cakes

10-20-2007	#13
Veronica Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Edmonton Posts: 725 Threads: 42 Thanks: 43 Thanked 124 Times in 52 Posts	XD Nice one.

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Hammer Diva Beaver Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 328 Threads: 6 Thanks: 9 Thanked 24 Times in 15 Posts	lmbo, this is really funny, rofl!!!! __________________ HAMMER ll--- LITTLE DIVA PIG! I hope she won, voting now closed. cross your fingers wish me luck! You vote for me I vote for you for something else! hopefully win win situation!

07-28-2008	#15
daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	haha nice one! think he got fired? __________________ Danielle!!