Toilet Cleaning Instructions (this is good)‏

awaite · 01-13-2008

THIS IS A GOOD ONE, enjoy

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

turtle22 · 01-13-2008

fricken hilarious!!!

ignite · 01-13-2008

Bahahahaaaa!!

Naomi · 01-13-2008

toooo funny!!

liljj07 · 01-13-2008

poor cat :( I would take/let the cat out before flushing :P Funny tho

chicky82 · 01-13-2008

funny stuff

that would be one angry puddy-cat I'd be watching my back after that in case this happened:
http://www.truveo.com/Cat-wakeup-Hil.../id/3786155767

liljj07 · 01-13-2008

^

love it chicky82 thanks for posting that!

Hammer · 01-31-2008

poor cat. i love the dog picture tho. haha

maddmudder · 03-04-2008

That is funny as hell.

Miss Cristy · 03-04-2008

That is absolutely hilarious! The picture of the dog just captures it all... he is ROTFLHBO!!!

Joyful · 03-12-2008

Now the cat needs to get back at the dog!

MissyBC · 03-12-2008

LoL ^^

lindam · 03-20-2008

Thanks for the laugh!!

Tackywooly · 03-23-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by awaite

THIS IS A GOOD ONE, enjoy

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

Ha! Ha! too funny.

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awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,574 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,447 Thanked 686 Times in 551 Posts	Toilet Cleaning Instructions (this is good)‏ THIS IS A GOOD ONE, enjoy Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'. 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) Dave and Amanda 09/09/09

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