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11-14-2007
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| Moderator   |  T'was The Night Before Christmas - Old Santa Was Pissed T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - OLD SANTA WAS PISSED T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have good mind to scrap the whole works I've busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear The old lady bitches cause I work late at night The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS And just when I thought that things would get better Those a**holes from IRS sent me a letter They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause any money And the kids these days - they all are the pits They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's - No request for them They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM! If you think that's bad...just picture this Try holding those brats...with their pants full of piss They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment There's no Christmas this year... now you know the reason I found me a blonde... I'm going SOUTH for the season!!
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11-14-2007
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| Moderator  Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c | Lmao..................................
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11-14-2007
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| Moderator  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Earth (where else?) |  no worry santa i will request a yo yo ;)
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11-15-2007
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| Moderator  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Somewhere in the inner reaches of my insane mind | Santa, I want a sled or maybe I'll just ride my crappy 'puter down the hill, WEEEE!!!! 
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11-20-2007
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| Baby Beaver Join Date: Oct 2007
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