When I Say I'm Broke...i'm Broke! Lol

awaite · 12-21-2007

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't
got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young
man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too
hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The
old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.

What part of broke do you not understand?

canadiandreamer · 04-24-2008

Oh dear, lol!

Naomi · 04-24-2008

lol...gotta love it.

daniellerae · 07-25-2008

oh dear god! when i say im broke....i'm broke!!

12-21-2007	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,557 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,383 Thanked 682 Times in 549 Posts	When I Say I'm Broke...i'm Broke! Lol WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE! A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!" As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand? __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know) Dave and Amanda 09/09/09

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