why parents drink

[aamandaa]

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>>>>> why parents drink!!!!!!!
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>>>>>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
>>>>>bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
>>>>>envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to
>>>>>"Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
>>>>>hands and read the letter.
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>>>>>Dear Dad:
>>>>>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
>>>>>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and
>>>>>you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
>>>>>
>>>>>But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
>>>>>tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older
>>>>>than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy
>>>>>said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in
>>>>>the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a
>>>>>dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the
>>>>>fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
>>>>>ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
>>>>>cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will
>>>>>find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
>>>>>I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
>>>>>grandchildren.
>>>>>
>>>>>Love,
>>>>>Your Son John
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
>>>>>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
>>>>>report card that's in my center desk drawer.
>>>>>
>>>>>I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
>>>>>
>>>>>
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[chantel]

great story,one way to break the bad news!He was pretty smart.

[kclou]

i've read something similar to this before. always nice to be reassured there are worse things out there!

[Destiny]

That is 2 funny.....I would kick my sons butt if he did that 2 me...lol

[maggie]

lol! it's a clever way to try and get out of trouble..hehe

[michelle]

lol..maybe i should try that with my dad :p

[ljames1985]

heh too funny that was awesome

[awaite]

that is awesome sooo funny but if my son did that i'd beat him lol