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awaite · 01-21-2008

Why, Why, Why

Do we press harder on a remote control
when we know the batteries are getting
dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient
funds' when they know there is not enough
money?

Why does someone believe you when you
say there are four billion stars, but check
when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for
death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his
chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver
at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word
'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there
still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble
bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not
on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the
refrigerator with hopes that something
new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string
a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it,
then put it down to give the vacuum one
more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from
the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those
enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and
someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why
do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all
right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt,
you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to
catch something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else
over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house
as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law
jokes?

And my FAVORITE...
The statistics on sanity are that one out
of every four persons is suffering from
some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends -- if they're okay, then
it's you.

Destiny · 01-21-2008

ahha..ha ha ha...LMAO!!!!

plyrss86 · 01-21-2008

nice ,...lol...

littlebity · 01-21-2008

toooooooo funny. Thanks I needed that.

sonu · 01-31-2008

nice one

daniellerae · 07-26-2008

lol i laughed when it said "is there ever a day when mattresses are not onsale?!" lol all you ever see/hear are matress ad's!

01-21-2008	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,643 Threads: 231 Thanks: 1,510 Thanked 695 Times in 557 Posts	Why,why,why?‏ Why, Why, Why Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?' Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? And my FAVORITE... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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Destiny Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 5,480 Threads: 2482 Thanks: 2,489 Thanked 4,928 Times in 1,825 Posts	ahha..ha ha ha...LMAO!!!! __________________ Free Gift Cards: http://www.mysearchbonus.com/?p=join...875da360460908

01-21-2008	#3
plyrss86 plyrss86 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ,ontario Posts: 71 Threads: 6 Thanks: 7 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts	nice ,...lol... __________________ hartwick170@hotmail.com

01-31-2008	#5
sonu Learning Beaver Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 31 Threads: 6 Thanks: 4 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	nice one __________________

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daniellerae Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 554 Threads: 158 Thanks: 3 Thanked 13 Times in 9 Posts	lol i laughed when it said "is there ever a day when mattresses are not onsale?!" lol all you ever see/hear are matress ad's! __________________ Danielle!!

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littlebity Diva Beaver Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario Posts: 350 Threads: 22 Thanks: 38 Thanked 31 Times in 22 Posts	toooooooo funny. Thanks I needed that.

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