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ameliamarie · 05-19-2007, 07:16 PM

Dear John" letter

A young girl on a one year training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home.

It read:

Dear Mary,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, John

Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they
could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear John,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Mary

maggie · 05-19-2007, 10:39 PM

haha..slow day at work today? you've posted bunches..lol!

05-19-2007, 11:26 PM

One of these days I'm going to have to use this. *grins*

KodaBear05 · 05-25-2007, 04:23 AM

lol... "I now have a plan!"

05-25-2007, 04:29 AM

Ha ha ha thats revenge alright!!:laughmonkey:

06-03-2007, 09:31 PM

heh that was great

drftwd1 · 06-03-2007, 09:54 PM

:laughmonkey: too funny, got to share that with my friends

06-03-2007, 10:19 PM

That was great!. All woman should see that one!

skylark · 06-05-2007, 10:17 AM

good one

05-19-2007, 07:16 PM	#1
ameliamarie Guru Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 797 Threads: 28 Thanks: 351 Thanked 62 Times in 46 Posts SMARTIES: 453. Donate ameliamarie's Inventory	"Dear John" Letter Dear John" letter A young girl on a one year training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her boyfriend back home. It read: Dear Mary, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, John Mary, with hurt feelings, asked her colleagues for any snapshots they could spare of their boyfriends, brothers, ex-boyfriends, uncles, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of John, Mary included all the other pictures of pretty lads she had collected from her buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear John, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Mary

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