Dear Mr. Mailman

[HappyCappy]

Dear Mr. Mailman

I run to the mailbox everyday
In hopes my day will not be gray

I wish for something free
Oh Dear Mailman Take pity on me.

Please Mr. Mailman Give in to my addiction
This Truely just isn't a Fiction.

I want some free lotion
I don't need your how to potion

I don't want a bill
Just Give me a Thrill

Tell me I won a Trip to Greece.
Not a Note on how to Get World Peace.

I'll even take a coupon
or a sample of poupon.

Just give me something cool to keep
So tonight I can get some sleep.

Just keep me happy
So I won't be all sappy

There maybe one day
I won't be Ok.

And you'll be the one I Haunt
for not giving me the stuff I want.

I personally wrote it

Theresa Bruce

[CreativeNative]

awwww thats so cute. and its soooo true. but i have a question... i am being nosey..... that picture that you use to have on your site which i noticed you removed of a woman holding cash, is that you? lol. just asking out of curiousity.tt11

[HappyCappy]

No, I'm not that cute LOL.....

[CreativeNative]

lol we all think of ourselves that way but we know deep down that we are truly hot sexy bitches lmao

[cywpamela]

Thats peom is so true. I look forward to getting home after a hard day at work and looking inside the mailbox to see what treasures I got for the day. I trust me when the mailbox is empty or there are only bills a sense of disappointment does come over me.

[Annchan]

Did you write the poem?
-^_^-

[HappyCappy]

yea Actually I did

[freebiehappy]

GREAT JOB HAPPY CAPPY!!!

[pinkcrayon]

wow what a great poem, everyword in that poem is so true!!

[freebiehappy]

i HAVEN'T RECEIVED MUCH....JUST SOME COUPONS. EVERDAY I CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO THE MAILBOX...IT IS SOOOO EXCITING!!!

[mrmick]

I have a large box in front of my door where i throw all my mail and flyers in. Somedays i dont even look. About once a month I go thru it and find all the freebies that I had missed.
Too much of a good thing is as bad as nothing

[xomandyxo]

the poem is jokes... i actually think my mailman steals samples sometimes! LOL..

[lll111]

That was really nice.

[jah-2]

what a great poem!

[bcnewfie]

Great poem. I am just starting and I look forward to mail now.

[Chip]

very good

[roxemma]

Great poem, how true it is.

[HappyCappy]

I'm just bumping so some of the newbies can get a quick giggle

[Sweetness4713]

I don't have a mailman in my area.. we go to a mailbox to pick up our mail so that verse doesn't apply to me..haha

[Shanese21]

i liked that poem