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HappyCappy · 03-15-2007

Dear Mr. Mailman

I run to the mailbox everyday
In hopes my day will not be gray

I wish for something free
Oh Dear Mailman Take pity on me.

Please Mr. Mailman Give in to my addiction
This Truely just isn't a Fiction.

I want some free lotion
I don't need your how to potion

I don't want a bill
Just Give me a Thrill

Tell me I won a Trip to Greece.
Not a Note on how to Get World Peace.

I'll even take a coupon
or a sample of poupon.

Just give me something cool to keep
So tonight I can get some sleep.

Just keep me happy
So I won't be all sappy

There maybe one day
I won't be Ok.

And you'll be the one I Haunt
for not giving me the stuff I want.

I personally wrote it

Theresa Bruce

CreativeNative · 03-15-2007

awwww thats so cute. and its soooo true.

but i have a question... i am being nosey..... that picture that you use to have on your site which i noticed you removed of a woman holding cash, is that you? lol. just asking out of curiousity.

HappyCappy · 03-15-2007

No, I'm not that cute LOL.....

CreativeNative · 03-15-2007

lol we all think of ourselves that way but we know deep down that we are truly hot sexy bitches lmao

cywpamela · 03-15-2007

Thats peom is so true. I look forward to getting home after a hard day at work and looking inside the mailbox to see what treasures I got for the day. I trust me when the mailbox is empty or there are only bills a sense of disappointment does come over me.

Annchan · 03-15-2007

Did you write the poem?
-^_^-

HappyCappy · 03-15-2007

yea Actually I did

freebiehappy · 03-15-2007

GREAT JOB HAPPY CAPPY!!!

pinkcrayon · 03-15-2007

wow what a great poem, everyword in that poem is so true!!

freebiehappy · 03-16-2007

i HAVEN'T RECEIVED MUCH....JUST SOME COUPONS. EVERDAY I CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO THE MAILBOX...IT IS SOOOO EXCITING!!!

mrmick · 03-18-2007

I have a large box in front of my door where i throw all my mail and flyers in. Somedays i dont even look. About once a month I go thru it and find all the freebies that I had missed.
Too much of a good thing is as bad as nothing

xomandyxo · 04-06-2007

the poem is jokes... i actually think my mailman steals samples sometimes! LOL..

lll111 · 04-07-2007

That was really nice.

jah-2 · 04-07-2007

what a great poem!

bcnewfie · 04-08-2007

Great poem. I am just starting and I look forward to mail now.

Chip · 04-08-2007

very good

roxemma · 04-18-2007

Great poem, how true it is.

03-15-2007	#1
HappyCappy Chief Join Date: Feb 2007 Adventure Ho Champion! Location: Northern Alberta Posts: 5,857 Threads: 3100 Thanks: 1,018 Thanked 3,123 Times in 1,508 Posts	Dear Mr. Mailman Dear Mr. Mailman I run to the mailbox everyday In hopes my day will not be gray I wish for something free Oh Dear Mailman Take pity on me. Please Mr. Mailman Give in to my addiction This Truely just isn't a Fiction. I want some free lotion I don't need your how to potion I don't want a bill Just Give me a Thrill Tell me I won a Trip to Greece. Not a Note on how to Get World Peace. I'll even take a coupon or a sample of poupon. Just give me something cool to keep So tonight I can get some sleep. Just keep me happy So I won't be all sappy There maybe one day I won't be Ok. And you'll be the one I Haunt for not giving me the stuff I want. I personally wrote it Theresa Bruce

03-15-2007	#8
freebiehappy Junior Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 50 Threads: 7 Thanks: 28 Thanked 18 Times in 18 Posts	That was wonderful!! GREAT JOB HAPPY CAPPY!!! __________________ FREEBIEHAPPY:)

03-16-2007	#10
freebiehappy Junior Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 50 Threads: 7 Thanks: 28 Thanked 18 Times in 18 Posts	i HAVEN'T RECEIVED MUCH....JUST SOME COUPONS. EVERDAY I CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO THE MAILBOX...IT IS SOOOO EXCITING!!! __________________ FREEBIEHAPPY:)

04-06-2007	#12
xomandyxo Junior Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 50 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Dear Mr. Mailman the poem is jokes... i actually think my mailman steals samples sometimes! LOL..

04-07-2007	#13
lll111 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 113 Threads: 36 Thanks: 148 Thanked 47 Times in 33 Posts	Re: Dear Mr. Mailman That was really nice.

03-15-2007	#2
CreativeNative Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 630 Threads: 16 Thanks: 27 Thanked 93 Times in 45 Posts	awwww thats so cute. and its soooo true. but i have a question... i am being nosey..... that picture that you use to have on your site which i noticed you removed of a woman holding cash, is that you? lol. just asking out of curiousity.

03-15-2007	#5
cywpamela Wise Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,202 Threads: 930 Thanks: 77 Thanked 587 Times in 372 Posts	Thats peom is so true. I look forward to getting home after a hard day at work and looking inside the mailbox to see what treasures I got for the day. I trust me when the mailbox is empty or there are only bills a sense of disappointment does come over me.

03-15-2007	#6
Annchan Pick and chooser Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Winnipeg MB Posts: 1,597 Threads: 70 Thanks: 183 Thanked 235 Times in 137 Posts	Did you write the poem? -^_^-

03-15-2007	#9
pinkcrayon Learning Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: lost in the mud Posts: 25 Threads: 1 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	wow what a great poem, everyword in that poem is so true!!

03-18-2007	#11
mrmick Diva Beaver Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 316 Threads: 21 Thanks: 1 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	I have a large box in front of my door where i throw all my mail and flyers in. Somedays i dont even look. About once a month I go thru it and find all the freebies that I had missed. Too much of a good thing is as bad as nothing

04-07-2007	#14
jah-2 Smart Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: peterborough Posts: 114 Thanks: 35 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	what a great poem!

04-08-2007	#15
bcnewfie ncnewfie Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: North Vancouver Island Posts: 139 Threads: 1 Thanks: 77 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts	Great poem. I am just starting and I look forward to mail now.

04-08-2007	#16
Chip Baby Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 5 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	very good

04-18-2007	#17
roxemma Junior Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Brampton, Ontario Posts: 86 Threads: 28 Thanks: 116 Thanked 148 Times in 62 Posts	Great poem, how true it is. __________________ [B]Roxanne[/B] [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]