Funny stories

[Guardian]

Anyone got any funny, true stories to tell that happened to you or someone you know? I got one:

This one time back in grade 7, I was in a grade 7/8 class and we went on a field trip to a beach. It wasn't only a beach, it also had canoes, an little park and a jungle gym. I wanted to go on one of the canoes but they only had a limited amount so we had to wait in line for someone to come back. So there I was SITTING on the docks waiting for someone to come back with a canoe. Then an 8th grader girl comes beside me and STANDS in line to wait for a canoe as well. So I was just sitting there enjoying the BEAUTIFUL scenery and admiring the ocean with my little legs in the water when I hear a sound beside me so I looked back, like who wouldn't look? It was then I realized that looking was the biggest mistake of my life. There it was, the most disgusting thing I’ve EVER seen. Since I was sitting down, my head was in line with the girl’s 'private area’ and about a foot away, so when I looked, I noticed some of her pubic hair sticking out the sides of her bikin:shockingmonkey: i. ARGH ARGH, it was horrible, I was scarred for life. And remember I was just a 12 year old little boy, so I didn't really find it sexy and that girl was two years older than me, and wasn't very good looking either. Maybe if it was a pretty girl then……. never mind, I won’t go there…

Any similar incidents?

[aamandaa]

not similar but ewww yucky!!
About 10 years ago when me and my hubby were dating, every where we went people would stare at him and come up to me saying "oh, he is a keeper, hold on to this one toght"
I had no idea what they were talking about!!!
until one day when a girl asked him for his autograph,
"my autograph" he asked "why???"
she responded "well you are Brad Pitt aren't you?"
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
well this happened about 8-10 more times in at least 3 different towns, kind of cool but also some what embarassing!!!

What were they thinking???

[Nameless]

Im sure I can think of so many funny stories like urs too. But where do i begin. Just too many good laughs, and i laugh at the smallest thing so it really isnt a suprise. Gues on of the funniest stories is one time wen we were lil. My youngest sis was bout 3yrs old, and extremely shy at that age. One morning she woke up and she heard my dad talking on the fone. She didnt recognize his voice however and thought it was my dads brother. Being her usual shy self she went and hid in de closet. Wen we woke up we were quite scared looking for her, and wondering where she went. But once we found her we had quiet a good laugh