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awaite · 10-05-2007

Newfoundlanders had heard stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that Len's father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Len's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Len stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Len went to see his grandmother."Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?

"Granny looked into Len's eyes and said, "Because, ya dumb arse,
yur faudder, grandfaudder and great grandfaudder wuz born in January, you wuz born in July."

Naomi · 10-05-2007

thanks again..tonight I will follow your trail of jokes!!

10-05-2007	#1
awaite Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: vancouver b.c Posts: 3,625 Threads: 232 Thanks: 1,506 Thanked 694 Times in 556 Posts	Newfie legend‏ Newfoundlanders had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that Len's father, grandfather and great grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. So when Len's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Len stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Len went to see his grandmother."Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him? "Granny looked into Len's eyes and said, "Because, ya dumb arse, yur faudder, grandfaudder and great grandfaudder wuz born in January, you wuz born in July." __________________ Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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Naomi Beaver Godess Join Date: Mar 2007 Hexxagon Champion! Color Jumper Champion! Location: Miramichi, NB Posts: 2,812 Threads: 1001 Thanks: 225 Thanked 1,347 Times in 719 Posts	thanks again..tonight I will follow your trail of jokes!!