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scorpiofire · 07-17-2007

Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, cats shred.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life.

We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

turtle22 · 07-17-2007

"Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

LOVE IT

biaaa · 07-17-2007

i love the sounds of that!!

marika · 07-17-2007

LOL... very true, yet I lucked out with a cat that thinks hes a dog... he plays fetch, gaurdes the house, tryes to bark (which is the funniest thing you could ever emagine) and drinks out of the toilet! I love him!

liljj07 · 07-24-2007

That is so true my cat will play with the wrapper moe than they toy inside of the wrapper unless there is cat nip involved!

RomanticFashion · 07-25-2007

Oh God, when one of my many cats gets into the catnip - get outta the way :P They're all over the place!

This is very true. I have 2 dogs and 8 cats so it balances out ;]

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scorpiofire Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: montreal,quebec Posts: 206 Threads: 47 Thanks: 27 Thanked 97 Times in 35 Posts	Pet truths Some self-evident truths about pets... Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner. Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff. Dogs shed, cats shred. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. People that hate cats will come back as dogs in their next life. We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls? Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

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turtle22 Administrator Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Vancouver Island BC Posts: 3,817 Threads: 330 Thanks: 1,326 Thanked 1,163 Times in 601 Posts	"Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." LOVE IT __________________ Earn points & redeem for cool prizes! Click here! Newbie Links How to Thank (Please Use Thankyou Button)( important) Forum How to ( Everything you need to know)

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marika Junior Beaver Join Date: May 2007 Location: Keswick Ontario Posts: 95 Threads: 11 Thanks: 157 Thanked 28 Times in 16 Posts	LOL... very true, yet I lucked out with a cat that thinks hes a dog... he plays fetch, gaurdes the house, tryes to bark (which is the funniest thing you could ever emagine) and drinks out of the toilet! I love him!

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RomanticFashion Little Beaver Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 21 Threads: 1 Thanks: 1 Thanked 6 Times in 4 Posts	Oh God, when one of my many cats gets into the catnip - get outta the way :P They're all over the place! This is very true. I have 2 dogs and 8 cats so it balances out ;]