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ameliamarie · 05-22-2007

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

chantel · 05-27-2007

lol right again......

ljames1985 · 06-03-2007

oooooooooo i wonder if i tell hubby that hed agree with me lol

05-22-2007	#1
ameliamarie Bargain Diva Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 600 Threads: 28 Thanks: 212 Thanked 51 Times in 37 Posts	Retirement Planning If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all the beer, then turned in the cans for the REFUND, You would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

05-27-2007	#2
chantel Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 911 Threads: 106 Thanks: 142 Thanked 111 Times in 72 Posts	lol right again...... __________________

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ljames1985 Little Beaver Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 18 Threads: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	oooooooooo i wonder if i tell hubby that hed agree with me lol