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plyrss86 · 07-03-2007

Superman

Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current."
"No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building.

The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "watch me do that" as he steps from the edge roof into the open air. Of course he falls like a stone straight down all the way to the waiting pavement below--SPLAT!

The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can be a real asshole!"

ruboid123 · 07-03-2007

You can never trust those super heros can you? LOL

maggie · 07-03-2007

lol! very funny!

Guardian · 07-04-2007

Haha, that was awesome.

07-03-2007	#1
plyrss86 plyrss86 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: ,ontario Posts: 71 Threads: 6 Thanks: 7 Thanked 16 Times in 16 Posts	Superman joke Superman Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current." "No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building. The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "watch me do that" as he steps from the edge roof into the open air. Of course he falls like a stone straight down all the way to the waiting pavement below--SPLAT! The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can be a real asshole!" __________________ hartwick170@hotmail.com

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ruboid123 Smart Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 152 Threads: 15 Thanks: 66 Thanked 24 Times in 11 Posts	You can never trust those super heros can you? LOL

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maggie Guru Beaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Saint John, NB Posts: 826 Threads: 11 Thanks: 1,086 Thanked 225 Times in 94 Posts	lol! very funny!

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Guardian Wise Beaver Join Date: Jun 2007 Carrot Champion! Air Balls Champion! Bee Boxing Champion! A Stitch in Time - Past Champion! Coconut Safari Champion! 247 Bombs Champion! Apple Season Champion! Apple girl Champion! Barbie Game Champion! 3D Frogger Champion! Aragon Dragon Champion! Tournaments Won: 2 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,031 Threads: 48 Thanks: 122 Thanked 139 Times in 115 Posts	Haha, that was awesome.