Tell us a joke to win sterling silver necklace WINNER ZANGLE

[HappyCappy]

Part of Our Contest Series: Win a 20 inch Sterling Silver Chain ( Seen below)


Ends June 14 2010.

Any forum member can participate to Win. ( includes Mods)
Any member can participate an unlimited amount . So you can enter unlimited amounts of time.

So please post your joke here.

http://www.canadianfreestuff.com/forum/f192/

and then come back to this tread, and tell us where your entry is. ...... by giving us your link to the new thread you started.

Can't wait to see what kind of jokes you have to tell us.

[valerie]

Two elderly ladies

How many times can you enter?

[HappyCappy]

unlimited. as many times as you want.

[ashmaster]

Kinda Gross Joke.

Entered.
I have a ton of jokes but most are pretty bad XD

[sprinkles29]

Knock , Knock,

Who's there?

Madame

Madame who?

Madame foot is caught in the door!






**As told , by my 7 year old nephew** :lol:

[gallardo228]

Below are the errors that come up when using Windows Vista

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6) Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8) This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9) Windows message: "You have just made a type mismatch! Shall I format your brain?"
10) This is a message from God: "Rebooting the universe, please log off."
11) Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
12) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
13) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup and press any key.
14) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16) Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17) Runtime Error 6D at 417 A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18) Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19) WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER.
20) User Error: Replace user.
21) Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "OS/2 found: Remove it? (Y/Y)"
22) Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

[Zangel]

Trumpet Joke

My trumpet joke (I played trumpet for a long time, lol. I love music jokes).

Anyway, entry #1. : D

[Zangel]

Tuba joke

My tuba joke. :3

Entry #2

[Zangel]

Drummer joke

My drummer joke. : D

Entry #3

[Zangel]

Another drummer joke

My other drummer joke. x3

Entry #4

[Zangel]

Soprano joke

My soprano joke. It's on the risque side.

Entry #5

[Shandon00]

How I learned to mind my own business!!!

[chicky82]

Late for work

[chicky82]

Horseback riding

[supermomof4babies]

Memories

[DuckiePlay3]

Boys will be Boys

[chicky82]

Mom and child at a grocery store

[thegoodhubby]

never added a "link" before. repaired a few, even added half-links, but never on a computer...
cheesehuh?

[Suzuki]

This is Suzuki, never added a link before or a thread, my joke is the slow snail. Help me if I'm not doing this right.

[MrsSudsy]

Ok, here's the link to my joke. It's a bit risque, but it has no dirty words. But it is an adult joke, so I hope that's ok. I thought it was very cute when I heard it for the first time. I also have several others, but want to ask my hubby which ones are his favs...lol.

Had to edit...forgot to post the link...lol.

Man deserted on an island... (ADULT joke)