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Old 09-20-2007   #1
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Default What are some of the lamest pick up lines you've heard of?

You know when guys are trying to "pick u up". What are some of the lamest or funniest one's you have heard of?


One of the ones I remember hearing about is a guy walks up and takes a look at the back of shirt collar and say "Just checking if you came from heaven".

A nasty one I heard of is a guy to say "sit on my face, I'll estimate your weight, and eat out the difference." ( Just nasty)
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lmao nasty your right... i dont get lame pick up lines im kinda snobby when im at the bar dont like drunk guys breathin on me... although had one guy grab my ass i turned around grabbed him and dropped him that was couple years ago though ....mostly guys just ask for my number i used to giv out the fake number where you call and they get some machine recording lol. now i just hav to flash my wedding ring lol
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I don't even remember what an inside of a bar looks like. But thought it would be interesting to see what people have heard.
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On a bus one time I got ...

Fairly attractive guy : "Baby, your last name must be Gillette"

Me: "huh?"

Fairly Attractive Guy : "Cause you're the best a man can get"

Me: "rofl"
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OMG that is funny
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"Are you on your period, cause I know how to insert a tampon"

Friend of mine from the states told me that his friend said it. Got him a well earned slap to the face!
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"Are you a friend of my brothers?" (actually thats the line i used on a guy in a mall over 20 years ago)...lol,and yes that one worked back then cause we went out for a awhile :o
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lol LEAFSFAN that one is pretty funny
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are you tired....cause you have been running through my mind all night



that's a nice dress would look better on my floor


or you're out at night and he says "so what would you like for breakfast"
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